So my roommate got this message on Tinder….
"I want to smear you with green paint and spank you like a disobedient avocado"
Like, how do you even respond to that?!
I have learned my lesson about procrastinating. It’s 2 am, and I’m still writing my Greek paper that I planned to start at noon. And I dumped hot chocolate all over my laptop because I was trying to multi-task.
theres this kid in my maths class who can recite pi to 720 digits
and im there like
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I didn’t choose the Hannibal life….the Hannibal life talked to me in a soothing sexy voice, invited me to dinner, put on a show, fed me ridiculously delicious food and implied many things that went over my head.
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